Cheated!

walao. kena cheated.
happily finished reading HarryPotter(HP) series this afternoon by completing the last chapter of the last book. n guess wad. the last 2books that i hv are fake one!! . of course the books that i'm talking about is not the printed one la. bleah. copied this fake dled version from another fren de. walao.

no wonder the plots are abit weird. no i mean.. it's super weird. so many times when i was reading i felt like the line "Harry woke up from his dream" is gonna come out laa. no wonder.

ok. now i shall share some of the farnie n weird plots that this Harrywriter wrote to bluff me n waste my time.

erm. Voldemort was killed by Collin's shield on Harry - it reflected his own Stupefy spell then kena himself then mati. Dumbledore was actually master of Voldemort !! - he wanna create a Utopia with only love n peace but no Muggles by creating the Immortal Potion- he addresses someone else as You-Know-Who instead of Voldemort --- Harry.

Azkaban was destroyed, by Voldemort n Wormtail. then Dumbledore became the Minister of Magic n replaced it with Extreme Quiditch which the criminals play against each other in super violent actions. n guess who brought Harry to witness those. Cho Chang. during their date.

Harry.Hermione and Ron all trained to be Animagus. Gryffin, Chameleon and Unicorn. n of course passed their OWLs with flying colours.

Ron has got a long-lost sister, Jamie. Draco Malfoy eventually befriended with Harry n even become Ginny's boyfriend. Dudley n Harry become good friends and the Mrs. Figg is actually Hermione's cat n she is another good witch.

n so many more !!
walao cheat my feelings la. haiz. not gonna read the real ver soon altho i aldy hv it in my com.

anyway. if i got $$ i will go n buy the books!!
ciao =)